"C" is for Contestant

Could all parents of tween and teenybopper girls please take away cell phones on Tuesday nights?  I'm so sick of seeing the American Idol contestant, Tim Urban, with his fake smile and shaggy hair on my TV not one but two nights each week.  Just because you look like Zac Efron does not mean that you deserve Zac Efron-like success.

                           Tim                                              Zac

Vote For The Worst isn't helping either.

"Tim Urban once again proved why he's such an amazing VFTW pick this week.  He performed a hilarious version of "Sweet Love" complete with off key vocals and deer in the headlight looks.  Ellen said it looked like he was creeping into her bedroom.  Kara hated it because it wasn't commercial.  Randy said it laid flat. And Tim just sat there and laughed hysterically at it all.  Now THAT'S a Worster.  Simon eventually just gave up and said, "I don't think it makes any difference what we say. You're gonna smile. The audience is gonna vote for you."

Uggggggggggghhh!

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